How did I come across these camoflaged pantaloons?? My mother!! Can you believe my mother bought me lingerie!
I discovered these when my mother had sent me home with a bag of "scrubs". Now, when she handed over this bag she stated scrubs. She made no mention of sexy under pants. I get this bag home, and neglect to look through it for probably about a week. Then the magical day came when I actually had a day off and had time to look through it, and to my amazement I found the above pictured panties. Now, I HATE the word panties, for whatever reason it sounds feminine and stupid. BUT they are panties! I mean look at them! they're frilly and camoflaged!
I didn't come across them at first, infact they were the last pair I lifted out of the bag, and if I remember correctly I think I laughed and then gasped. Why would my mother buy me such a pair of underwear? Does she think she raised a harlett? Who in the hades would I wear these for?
I mean I don't have a lot of sexy underwear, and when I do decide to get it on it's not like the clothes are left on for a long time. I mean I just don't understand why my mother bought me such a pair of underwear!?!?! It's not like they're comfortable enough to wear like day to day. When I think, "What underwear can I put on today to run to the supermarket." my brain does not automatically jump to the camo under roo's that are sitting in the under roo drawer. No, no, no I definitely think of something more sensible to put on.
When I asked my mother about the under roo's she said she bought them for her, but didn't really like them, so she thought she'd give them to me. "Who do you think I'm going to wear these for?" I asked her, "Well, I hope not for anyone!" Now, she knows that I'm not some innocent virgin the fact is that she thought I'd wear them for someone. Iyiyi.....What's going to happen next.
I did secretly wear them out Thursday.....The guy I'm dating now really likes them ;o)
